Had a beer
- Smoked an entire cigarette
- Done drugs.
Written on a bathroom wall. Read a George Orwell book. Used Twitter. Listened to Lady Gaga Been in a car accident.
- Gotten suspended.
- Gotten expelled.
- Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus. Touched a real gun. Had a dog. Had a cat
- Been pregnant.
Camped out Swam in the ocean. Wore a bikini Driven a car
- Been sent to the principal.
Ever liked someone. Failed a class. Failed a test. Went to summer school.(I studied abroad which was technically taking summer classes…) Got worse than a D Got A’s and B’s. Read an entire book.
- Recorded my own music.
- Had an xbox.
- Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.
- Wore fishnets.
Wore skinny jeans. Hated someone.
- Been cheated on.
- Cheated on someone.
- Practiced Christianity.
Worn makeup. Lied to my parents about where I was going. Had surgery. Had my license.
- Worn coloured contacts.
Painted my nails black. Broken someone’s heart. Had my heart broken. Cried for an hour straight Lost something very valuable.
- Got separated from one of my parents as a kid
- Broken a bone.
Gotten stung by a bee. Eaten something bad/expired. Saw someone throw up from being so drunk. Danced with someone of the same sex. Owned an ipod Owned an iphone.
- Fell for a best friend
- Stole a friend’s significant other.
Went far away from home for more than a week. Moved out.
- Ran away.
Had a job.
- Been fired.
Lied to a friend. Lied to a family member. Had a Facebook. Posted a video on Youtube.
- Started a rumour about someone.
Talked bad about someone
- Deliberately failed a test.
- Been skinny dipping.
- Counted to a million.
- Counted to a thousand.
- Ate rabbit meat.
Ate duck meat. Had fast food. Been to church
- Been to Canada.
- Been married.
- Had a divorce.
Broke a glass
- Hugged someone today.
Texted someone today.
- Received a phone call today.
Threw something out of the window. Ignored a text from someone on purpose. Wished you were somebody else. Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them. Been to a concert Seen your favourite band live Met a celebrity
- Met your favourite band
Own more than 10 CD’s
Since there’s no one online I’ll just go ahead and make a regrettable text post about this
there’s this guy who works in the music department where I work and the only communication I’ve had with him was tonight where we just waved at each other awkwardly on two separate occasions and when we were clocking out he was just like “so that high guy was weird” and I said “yeah he was” and that was it and yet I still think he’s kind of cute??? why am I doing this to myself I need to just give up on love and isolate myself in the woods or something
DEADPOOL - “Oh, F***K Me” (High Quality) - Here’s that test footage that has been popping up all over since it leaked at comic-con, featuring Ryan Reynolds as The Merc With The Mouth - in crisp, clear video! Looks so much better! Watch now before it gets taken down.
A guy came into work super high and saying that lemon squares should be called square lemons instead and then gave my coworker and I two Moe’s coupons for having “a long shitty day” so I guess that was cool
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
Anyway today I was watchin my main jam, Spider-Man, and Peter Parker’s fighting BONE SAW in the cage match and he’s like “cute outfit! did your husband make it for you??” and when I was 7 that line was hilarious but now I’m like, screw you nerd maybe his husband DID make it for him. And then I started thinking about BONE SAW's cute husband making his tight wrestler's outfit and wishing him a good day at the ring RIGHT as Peter Parker started beating the crap out of him. And I was like, gosh, Peter Parker's being a jackass straight boy rn, I hope something bad happens to him. Then Uncle Ben died and I felt like I went too far
Please tell me how Noiz managed to reach that shelf behind Aoba from where he was standing.
tbh, Noiz is probably a shitty magician and he was like “ohhh what’s that behinD YOUR EAR????”